With all the auditions over, Idol went ahead and showed us some more of what made it through to Hollywood. In total, 181 contestants received a golden ticket.
Jessica Furney, 20, from Wamego, KS. After attempting to get a golden ticket in season 8, she is back again with a make-over and some pipes, singing a song that Simon co-wrote. She received 4 yes’.
Amanda Shectman, 19, from Roslyn, NY. This girl can actually talk with her mouth shut and does a good Britney impression! She was overly dramatic but still made it through.
Lee Dewyze, 23, from Mount Prospect, IL
Crystal Bowersox, 23, from Elliston, OH
Lacey Brown, 23, from Amarillo, TX. Some may remember her making it last season to the top 50. Hopefully she will go farther this time!
Rachel Hubbard, 16, from Boerne, TX
Thaddeus Johnson, 16, from Oklahoma City, OK
Genesis Moore, 16, from McDonough, GA
Michael Lynche, 26, from Astoria, NY. He has big muscles!
Didi Benami, 22, from Hollywood, CA. Her audition was in memory of her friend, Rebeca, who passed away 4 years ago. She has a unique, strong voice, she did really well. She is someone to look out for in Hollywood!
Aaron Kelly, 16, from Sonestown, PA. The teens and their moms are going to love this guy.
Hope Johnson, 19, from Arlington, TX. Her sob story was being poor when she was little, so much so that she often went without meals. She had a cute polka dotted skirt on.
Next week is Hollywood Week and we finally get to see how the newest judge, Ellen Degeneres handles being on the panel. By the end of the week, it will be cut down to only 12 girls and 12 boys. Then the fun really beings!
The 7th round of auditions for season 9 comes back to Denver, Colorado where in season 5, Chris Daughtry was discovered. If there was any doubt that American Idol actual does find talent, Daughtry is the evidence. While he was eliminated from the competition, he conquered the music world. He was signed by RCA Records and formed the group “Daughtry.” Their self-titled debut album became the fastest selling rock debut album in music history. Daughtry is the third most sucessful discovery to come out of American Idol. They fall just behind Carrie Underwood and Kelly Clarkson, both of who won their seasons of Idol.
Daughtry currently has 20 #1 hits and went platinum 4 times.
Victoria Beckham, for the second time this season, is the guest judge. Once again, it is a joy to have her on the panel! She gets along well with all the judges so how about we switch Ellen for Victoria?
The Good (15 through on day 1, 11 on day 2)
First up on day one was a Jack Black look-a-like, Mark Labriola, 28, from Aurora, CO. When he was a child, his mother stole him away from his father and they traveled around, hiding from authorities and Mark’s father. At 10 years old he was reunited with his father, a happy ending. His audition was enjoyable and the judges were surprised. Its a good start to the day!
Kimberly Kerbow, 24, from Marina Del Ray, CA, brought her cute little 5 year old daughter with her. She should be proud of her mother because she made it through to Hollywood even after telling Simon she would buy him Rogain. Simon sent her through by telling her, “you are very lippy but you’re very funny…I think you are trouble, though.” After Kimberly left the room, there was talk about her wearing a wig. Her hair did look a little too shiny and unnatural.
Danelle Hayes, 24, from Seattle, WA, came into the room and being to cry because of the long journey she has taken pursuing her dream of singing. Kara said she gave the most moving audition and Simon said that she came in just in time to rescue her from corporate hell.
A motorcycle accident almost stopped Casey James, 27, from Fort Worth, TX, from ever playing a guitar, but even with day-to-day pain, he was able to continue to play. He’s a cute little country boy that caused a rift between the judges. Simon stopped him and told him that it was a bad audition. Victoria asked him to remove his pony-tail and down came his shoulder-length hair…and a real nice looking, blue eyed boy. Kara told him that he needs to work on his personality and then asked him to remove his shirt, which he did (not too impressive, though). For the girls, Randy gave him a yes and he was going to Hollywood.
Simon continued his misalignment with the other judges when Tori Kelly, 16, from Canyon Lake, CA, came in and buttered up the judges by bring in one of her supporters, little Hope Starr. She had drawn pictures of the judges to give to them. Hope sat with Victoria while Tori sang. While the other judges really liked her, Simon called her voice, “almost annoying.” Victoria liked the way she looked, her whole package, she said she was, “the best, best, best of the day.”
A long way from home, traveling all the way from Florence, Italy (14 hour flight with a stop in between), was Nicci Nix, 22. Her speaking voice was so high pitched that Victoria wanted to know if she had inhaled any helium. Luckily, her singing voice was deeper and fabulous. Simon called her, “a funny little thing.” Victoria liked her skin.
The touching story for the day was Haeley Vaughn, 16, from Fort Collins, CO. She was born premature and weighed 2lbs. Her father passed away when she was 10 years old. She wants to be the first, “black-pop-country-kinda-main-stream singer.” The judges loved her dream and her individuality.
The Bad
Dressed in a large green trench coat with a constant nervous laugh, the next contestant was Mario Galvan, 25, from Denver, CO. He attempted a rendition of “Jailhouse Rock.” Simon just rolled his eye.
Dumb jock, Austin Paul, 22, from Washington, DC, should stick to his long snapping duties. He thinks that he is a songwriter and singer but the judges didn’t agree. Kara wasn’t even impressed when he grabbed his pecks! Victoria called him arrogant because of his choice of lyrics, “bigger than my body,” she said it made her itchy.
Kenny Everett, 24, from Durham, NC left his mouth open a little too long, letting his horrible “awwwwwwws” out. Simon said it sounded like he’d been punched. Kenny strongly disagreed with the judges’ no’s and wouldn’t shut up.
To top off all bad audition in the history of American Idol, Bikini Boy showed up! Ty Hemmerling, 25, from Denver, CO, actually showed up in a multicolor, triangle-top, stripped bikini. His occupation read, “Bikini Model.” Obviously not a serious audition, Bikini Boy didn’t even know the words to “Achy Breaky Heart,” so the judges just walked out.
Kelly Clarkson came out of Dallas, will we find another pop sensation in the Lone Star State? Actor Neil Patrick Harris, or better known as Doogie Howser, is our guest judge for the day. Currently, he plays Barney Stinson on “How I Met Your Mother.” His role as Stinson was Emmy nominated in 2007, 2008, and 2009 for the best supporting actor in a comedy series. He let his personality come out and wasn’t afraid to get it going with Simon.
Starting Day 1 in Dallas is Julie Kevelighan, 28, from Fort Worth, TX, had previously attempted to make it to Hollywood but was rejected. So, after much acting and singing classes, she has returned for another chance. Seems the classes didn’t help. Neil Patrick was concerned about the sign she had brought in with her, she should have started over because her bottom line ran out of room. After being told no, she continued to insist on singing, still horrible. Eventually, she left with a little assistance, hopefully not to return for a third attempt!
Throwing out a little Stevie Wonder, Lloyd “Big Sexy” Thomas, 29, form Dallas, really impressed the judges. Wonder if he sings on the docks while he works? Simon said it was his favorite audition of the day and he really liked him. All the judges were thrilled by him, and Lloyd was thrilled by his golden ticket, “Oh my Goodness, oh my Lord Jesus!”
Next up, singing her original song, Kimberly Carver, 26, from Denton, TX, gave us a catchy, upbeat song. Randy thought it was “excellent” with a “brilliant voice” but Simon thought she was uninteresting because of her look (did someone tell him this is a singing competition, not a fashion show?). Neil Patrick disagreed with Simon and the debate was on! While Simon said no, the others said yes. Give this girl a makeover and she could go far even in Simon’s book!
Strutting his stuff on his way in was Dexter Ward, 20, from Terrell, TX. After showing off his talentless voice, Randy said it “look like it hurt.” There was nothing they could say to help him other than goodbye!
Erica Rhodes, 23, from Irving, TX, got her TV debut on “Barney and Friends.” She left her innocence at the door when she walked in with a dominatrix whip. It was kinda wrong watching this whip-welding, knee high black patent leather boots, with a short, black leather dress and topping it off with a dog collar sing the Barney “I love you, you love me…” song. Then she sang her actual song and it was a “definitely” from Kara. She was sent through to Hollywood…wonder if she will be bringing that whip?
The final contestant for the day was Dave Pittman, 27, from Mountain Home, AR, was diagnosed with turrets syndrome at age 9. Harris’ alter ego, Doogie Howser, M.D. came out and asked, with no hesitation, if Dave has turrets and noted that he has no sign of it while he is singing. Harris said the he was “great” and Simon believed “people will like” him. Dave is off to Hollywood with 4 yes’.
Fourteen others made it through on Day 1.
On Day 2, Joe Jonas joined the panel to help find the next Idol. He is one of three pop-singing brothers, heartthrob of all teen girls, and very successful!
Tossing out his own catchy tune, asking what he needs to do to get to Hollywood, was Todrick Hall, 24, from Arlington, TX. Simon called his audition “cutesy” but “wasn’t jumping out his chair.” Randy said he was the “best he has seen in season 9.” With 4 yes’, he made it through to Hollywood. If his singing career doesn’t work out, he could easily get into songwriting!
The most moving story of the day came from 16 year old Christian Spear from Houston, TX. She was diagnosed with Leukemia when she was 4 years old. For 8 years now, she has been cancer-free. Randy was impressed, Joe said she was “confident and had a beautiful voice,” Kara said she “has a big natural gift” and “didn’t sense any fear” from her, and Simon said, “I think you are an incredibly brave person and I like you, a lot.” She is the one to watch out for from Dallas this season!
Also through to Hollywood on Day 2 was:
Stephanie Daulong, 20, from Austin, TX. Her voice was kind of strange and different.
Maegan Wright, 20, from Richardson, TX. Kara was worried when she walked in that it was going to be a joke because of her attire (wearing a blue tank top saying “Break the Rules”) but was presently surprised when she felt moved by her singing. Simon disagreed with Kara and liked that she was herself and comfortable.
And NOT through…
Vanessa Johnston, 22, Waxahachie, TX. Super annoying and dressing in all bright pink: legging, shorts, wrist band, shirt, and big flower in her hair. All her yelling and squeaking are what Simon says keeps him up at night. She remained positive and was excited that Kara said she would definitely remember her.
31 was the magical number of winners from Dallas. Next week, Idol visit Denver, CO. Guest judging again will be the fabulous Victoria Beckham.
American Idol went home to Los Angeles today. The guest judge for day 1 is Canadian singer, songwriter, fashion designer, and actress Avril Lavigne.
The start of Day 1 was talentless. Neil Goldstein, 19, from Redlands, CA had some weird twitchy clicky-mouth thing going on. As he began Meatloaf’s, “Rock and Roll Dreams Come True,” Goldstein forgot the words after the first line but continue on. Avril giggled during his ditty. After Simon informed him that this wasn’t his thing, Goldstein refused to leave. Unfortunately, he left on his own accord and not with an escort, leaving without a scene. After, he blamed his refusal of a golden ticket on Simon hitting him with the door before the audition. Unless he hit him square in the throat, that probably wasn’t the case.
Next up was Pastor Jim Ranger, 27, from Bakersfield, CA, a father of 3. Today, he wrote his own song for his audition, which was about his wife of 7 years. While he may not have a commercial look, he does have an “authentic voice,” said Simon. Chubby, with long hair and a beard, he stood there quietly and received a yes from Simon. Avril, apparently didn’t feel he could handle the life of a pop star because he’s a father and a pastor because she said she liked his voice but gave him a no. He made it through with his golden ticket and he’s off to Hollywood with God’s speed!
Marshal Arts is his first obsession and singing his second. Sandwich man, Damien Lefavor, 26, from Seattle, WA, tugged at his jacket lapel as he began singing, “You’ve Lost that Loving Feeling,” which he had forgotten the name to. He really should have stuck with marshal arts. He stopped after a few seconds of shrieking and declared that he had screwed it up. Without any judges deliberation, Simon told him to leave and he was out, if he could have found the out…
After not seeing anything too great yet, mother of an adorable 8 year old (who likes Simon because “he is the only negativity one”), Mary Powers, 28, from Burbank, CA, finally gave us something to listen to. Avril was all smiles listening to her. She had a raspy, hard voice. Simon wasn’t feeling her punk rock attire but gave her a yes along with the other judges. This was the first audition they actually seemed to be excited about, finally! Ryan Seacrest compared her to last year’s runner-up, Adam Lambert, bringing some rock and roll to Hollywood.
Last up for Day 1 was a big Adam Lambert fan. A.J. Mendoza, 20, from Upland, CA. He did somewhat resemble Adam Lambert with some high pitched yelling. The judges couldn’t control their laughter and Avril said, “absolutely not” for going through. Maybe he should have opened his mouth wider to let more yelling come out.
Day 2 became exciting when beautiful, brash, and talented Katy Perry walked in as the guest judge for the day. Poor Katy was actually scared by the first audition, Austin Fullmer, 19, from Glendale, CA. As he attempted to sing, he thrashed his body about the floor. He even began to freak out Simon. Surprisingly (not), he didn’t make it through, ah darn.
Andrew Garcia, 23, from Moreno Valley, CA, has a strong family support group. Much of his family has been involved in gangs but his father was able to remove Andrew from that scene and make a better life for his family. Andrew might have the chance to do the same for his little boy using his amazing voice. Simon called him ” a genuinely, genuinely, good, good singer.” All the judges agree he was excellent. Katy even got chills! Andrew is definitely someone to watch out for in Hollywood!
There was no luck for the ladies until Tasha Layton, 26, from Granada Hills, CA, came along. She is a pastor/personal assistant and a southern bell. Her vocals were good and pure. With 4 yes’, she is through to Hollywood.
Ewwww…OMG….is all that can be said about Jason Greene, 21, from LA who came in singing, ” I Touch Myself.” He had a flare for the dramatics as he got onto his knees and invited Simon to come join him down on his knees. Katy felt dirty being in his presence. As Jason left, he threatened, coyly, to return next year. His and Ryan Seacrest’s sexuality were questioned when Jason walked out and handed Ryan his phone number and told him to call him…anytime. Hummm. Ryan gave it to someone who resembled his bodyguard, perhaps for safe keeping.
Day 2 was almost to an end when curly headed Chris Golightly, 25, from LA got his chance to impress the judges. Having found his only security in his music, he gave all his heart into his audition. Having been bounced around from foster home to foster home 25 times, he was a child just wanting love. He has a lovely voice but the judges weren’t super excited over him. Kara was taken by his story and wanted to give him a chance and even said he was her favorite for the day. Randy was on Kara’s side with a big yes, while Katy and Simon showed their similar emotional-disconnect and only slightly agreed he should go through, so off he went with his golden ticket.
Twenty-two made it through in Los Angeles. Next stop on the Idol Ride is Dallas, Texas! Yeehaw!
Ten thousand showed up to the auditions in Orlando, as did the guest judge Kristin Chenoweth. Kristin is an actress, theatrical performer, singer, film star, and author. She is well known for being on The West Wing and Glee, as well as playing Glinda in the hit Broadway play Wicked. This year, she won an Emmy Award for Outstanding Actress in a Comedy in Pushing Daisies, she played Olive Snook. She also has a unique singing voice, she has been compared to Betty Boop in an issue of FHMin 2006.
Kristin Chenoweth in FHM Magazine
Up first for the day was Theo Glinton, 22, from Fort Pierce, FL. Dressed to impress someone other than the judges, Theo wore tight, woman’s flare jeans, a tight graphic tee, a large scarf with big silver polka dots, silver eyes shadow on one eye, as well as glittering feathers and round silver dots around his eyes. Wow, really? His interpretation of Pat Benatar’s, “Heartbreaker,” was comical and horrible. None of the judges enjoyed it or the silver sparkles caught in his beard.
The first heartwarming story of the day came from Seth Rollins,28, from Lakeland, FL. He’s a father of two, his son was diagnosed with autism. He sang Frank Sinatra’s, “Someone to Watch Over Me.” He made the song his own and left Kara wanting more. Simon said he has a “good voice.” With that, he is the first make it through to Hollywood.
Looking for his second chance at Idol, Jermaine Purifoy, 24, from Cleveland, TN, sang a Tony Bennett song “Smile.” It worked! The judges were all smiles as the enjoyed the “purity” of his voice, as Kristin put it, “its seamless.” Randy said he was his favorite to this point in the season. Kara called his voice “honest,” and he has a nice smile. He is definitely someone to watch in Hollywood!
Last to go on day 1 was Shelby Dressel, 18, from Avon Park, FL. Shelby was born with the right side of her face paralyzed. Singing “Turn Me On” by Nora Jones, it was a little awkward to watch. Then she forgot the words and cussed, breaking the ice with the judges. She made it through with 4 yes’.
Eighteen others made it through on day one.
Missing our guest judge, Kristin Chenoweth, day 2 began. First was Jay Stone, 25, from Miami, FL, attempting to do “Come Together” by the Beatles. His version was a beat box rendition, which was actually very entertaining. Then he sang normally and turned out to be lovely but Simon wasn’t diggin’ it. It was a close call but Kara and Randy said yes and he was through!
Cornelius Edwards, 24, from Boynton Beach, FL has many stripper friends who taught him a dance for his audition…unfortunately, he may never have kids if he had wanted them… He began singing “Rolling on the River,” by Tina Turner and jumped up and went down…into the splits with a big thump! He ripped the crotch of his pants and who knows what other damage. Looks of painful shock erupted onto the judges faces. Simon gave him a yes because of his dance! As did the other judges! So that’s what it takes to get a golden ticket….
Bernadette, 27, and Amanda, 23, from Cherry Hill, NJ, are sisters and came together to their auditions to support one another. They were both very good looking girls and both sang pretty decent but Bernadette was the better singer according to Simon. Randy and Kara thought they both should go through, and they did.
He seemed like such a nice boy when he entered the judging room and said he was going to sing “Amazing Grace” but Jarrod Norrell, 28, from Marietta, GA turned out to not be so calm and nice. He said he thought he was a great singers and maybe one of the best but he was anything but a great. Kara compared it to a lawnmower. Then he asked to sing one more time and was denied but he did anyway. Security came and he still refused to leave and had to be forced to leave. He was then handcuffed and taken away by the police…and what does Simon say? “So, yes or no?” I believe that’d be a no…
The last audition for the day was Matthew Lawerance, 25, from Stark, FL. When he was 15 years old, his adventurous ways somehow lead him to rob a bank with a bb gun. He spent 4 years behind bars. He is auditioning to make his parents proud of him again. His song choice was appropriate with “Trouble” by Ray Lamontagne. His voice was passionate and slighly rough. Simon said “it felt authentic,” and Kara agreed. Randy said he sounded, “genuine…and you got vocals! What?” Between themselves, Kara said, “he’s gonna go top 12.” He is one of the best we have seen this season!
The third round of auditions came to Chicago, having the largest turn out yet with 12,000 contestants. Pioneer in crossing country into pop music, Shania Twain graced us with her presence to help find the next American Idol. She has sold over 65,000 albums and won 5 Grammys along the way.
Shania on Idol
The first contestant up was Katelyn Epperly, 19, from West Des Moines, IA who sang “Syrup and Honey” by Duffy. Her pretty face matched her pretty voice. Shania said her voice had very interesting quality and was unique. With 4 yes’s she’s made it through to Hollywood.
Amy Lang, 26, from Westchester, OH, sang “Dr. Feelgood” by Aretha Franklin started out her song by pretending to faint. She didn’t fall short in the dramatics when she went on to do a “boob things” by pooping her chest up and down. Simon was not impressed and the others felt she didn’t take her seriously. Amy and her boob-boxing will be left out of Hollywood Week.
With a little, quaint voice, next up was Charity Vance, 16, from Little Rock, AR. She impressed the judges by singing “Summertime.” They all felt that she was unique and had her own style. Being only 16, she was surprisingly good and had good control over her highs and lows. With a little work, Charity could go far.
Auditioning for the third time, Angela Martin, 28, from Chicago, IL, made it to Hollywood Week in Season 7. After seeing Angela’s daughter on TV, Shriners Hospital said that they would take care of her medical needs, a blessing to Angela. But before she made her trip to Hollywood, Angela’s father passed away. His funeral was only a week before she left. He was suppose to accompany his daughter to Hollywood. Angela didn’t make it through Hollywood Week. She came back in Season 8, making the top 50 but because of warrant, a traffic violation, and a court date, Angela had to drop out. Now she is back for another chance. Singing “Just Fine” by Mary J. Blige, the judges agreed that it was a good song choice because she could relate to the song. Simon said she was “it’s singers like you why I like doing this show because you’re really talented and you need a break and you’re just good.” Angela was brought to tears with all 4 yes’s.
Seven more were through on day 1 as it came to an end.
Day 2, Curley Newbern, 26, from Chicago, did not get the auditions off to a good start. This big guy had a tiny, high voice that could draw animals to him. His squeeky little voice got all no’s. The morning continued in this sad fashion. Brian Krause, 27, from Pittburg, PA, was no better either. While we thank him for serving in the military, we also thank him to stop singing. Next bad singer was Harold Davis, 25, from Chicago. He sang Usher’s “Nice and Slow” and when the judges turned him down, he began to cry with his face to the floor. Although, with some hard work and training on his vocals, he could potentially come back in the future.
As the day went on, it didn’t get much better. Finally came John Park, 20, from Northbrook, IL. He brought a smile to the judges faces, particularly Shania who thought he had a nice “bottom end…and nice lips.” Besides his looks, she also agreed he had a nice voice. Four yes’s and it’s finally through to Hollywood.
Finally, sad day 2 was coming to an end. Last up was Paige Dechausse, 21, from Morris, IL, who as a child, had asthma. At age 15, she had a severe attack and the doctors gave her a 30% chance of surviving, and if she were to survive, there was a great possibility that she would brain damage. Luckily, she recovered and can sing her heart out. Her audition wasn’t perfectly wonderful but lovely. Simon said no; Shania, Kara, and Randy said yes and she was through.
In total, 13 made it though. Others through to Hollywood include:
We were first introduced to General Larry Platt as he walked into the American Idol judging room, we assumed he was just a cooky old guy trying to get some TV time. His song, “Pants on the Ground” spread rapidly over the internet portals and quickly became a hit. But this crazy old guy is actually an American hero.
Turns out Platt actually has his own official holiday in Atlanta, called Larry Platt Day on September, 14, 2001 because of his “priceless and immeasurable contribution to society.” As a student in 1963 of Martin Luther King, Jr., Platt worked with the Student Non-violent Coordinating Committee (SNCC). The SNCC organized “student sit-in and fought segregation in restaurants and other public places.” He also experienced the violence that came along with the Civil Rights Movement when he was beaten while partaking in a march from Selma to Montgomery, Alabama on the historic “Bloody Sunday“.
Platt’s efforts also extended to the United Youth Adult Conference and the Southern Christian Leadership Conference. He was given his nickname, “General” by Reverend Hosea Williams, a civil rights leader, because of his extraordinary efforts in the movement. He continues in his efforts as a current community activist in Atlanta, Georgia.
Season 9 audition showed up in Atlanta, Georgia, the birthplace of Ryan Seacrest. The guest judge was Mary J. Blige, empress of soul, and a 9 time Grammy winner. She didn’t hold back when she laughed at the poor, talent-lacking performers, even having to fake being upset and crying at one point to attempt to hide her uncontrollable laughter. Watching her, it was difficult to tell if she liked the audition or not because of the smug, bored look on her face.
The best part of the Atlanta auditions came at the end of the day on day 2 when General Larry Platt, 62, from Atlanta, GA. He had everyone singing his catchy, personally written song, “Pants on the Ground.” This adorable elder was perhaps poking fun at the younger generation who wear their “pants on the ground, looking like a fool with your pants on the ground, gold in your mouth, hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground…” The song has already hit Youtube and been Twittered like crazy! Unfortunately, the age limit on American Idol is 28, otherwise he would have taken the whole show! He even attempted a bad version of break dancing while finishing his tune. Viewers are going to have this song stuck in their heads when the awake in the morning! General Platt had a room full singing his ditty, even Randy Jackson was dancing and singing his lyrics! Props to you General for creativity!
Pants on the Ground
Back to day one, we met Keai Johnson, 26, from Memphis, TN. She won Miss Congeniality at the Miss America competition. She belted out, “My Heart Will Go On,” Celine Dion. She added her own originality and won the judges over. Simon said, “I like you” and with 4 yes’, she was through to Hollywood.
Later in the day, Jermaine Sellers, of Joliet, IL, was introduced. This sweet church boy won the hearts of the judges by singing, “What if God Was One of Us,” by Joan Osborne. He gave a great interpretation of the song. He is definitely someone to watch out for. Sellers had the judges digging it and swaying in their seats. They said he had the best vocals of all the cities!
The last audition of day one was by Vanessa Wolfe, 19. From the tiny town of Vonore, TN, this little country girl finds fun in jumping off bridges into water…the only thing to do for fun in her town. She’s never even been on a airplane. With obvious nervousness, she surprised the judges and was through with 4 yes’ but will she be able to handle the pressure of the fast-paced big city?
The bad for day one began with Dewone Robinson, 27, from Atlanta, who wrote his own song. Note to people writing their own songs for Idol, don’t write a duet that required both a girl and guy singing! Robinson took on both parts, beginning with the girls part. He attempted his pathetic attempt 3 times before they finally kicked him out. Kara put it politely when she said, “Oh please God!” begging him to stop. Surprisingly though, he was not the only man singing like a woman. A few clips of men with high pitched voices crossed our screens before the end of the day.
On the same pathetic note, we witnessed Christy Marie Agronow, 25, a TV producer from Atlanta attempt a rendition of Pat Benatar’s, “Love is a Battlefield.” Besides being WAY too perky, her singing was terrible! So, no, she didn’t make it through.
Day 2 began with Jesse Hamilton, 26, from Anniston, AL. This poor guy was so bad but such had a sweet personality that you could help but feel his pain. He declared that no one had ever heard him sing other than his mom. He was going to sing Garth Brooks’, “The River,” but froze and forgot the words. Randy suggested singing another of Brooks’ song, but it came out sounding like a goat singing. Mary J. Blige took no pity on him, laughing so hard she was crying. Poor guy.
When Mallorie Haley, 20, from Winters, SD, stood singing a nice version of, “Take Another Little Piece of My Heart,” Blige couldn’t have looked more bored and annoyed but, it turns out, she liked Haley. Simon said she was, “fearless.” Haley has a good look, cute and sexy.
Blige didn’t understand when Holly Harden, 20, from Rockmart, GA walked into the audition dressed like a human guitar, even with guitar sunglasses! This charming girl with a southern bell accent wowed the other judges. She received 3 yes’ from Kara, Randy, and Simon, but Mary “just didn’t understand it” and would have said no….guess she couldn’t get past the look. Harden has a great personality, Randy called her “hilarious,” and Kara called her a “ballsy girl.”
And then there is Antonio ‘Skii Bo Ski’ Wheeler. Is this guy for real? It’s not that he was a bad singer, because she was actually surprisingly decent, but he had ‘American Idol’ shaved in his hair, missed spelled his name on his shirt, and made absolutely no sense when speaking. He sang “Grape Vine” and did a nice, soulful job but then he opened his mouth and said, “I’m like the Dollar Store, even with the Dollar Store, you can have everything you want in that one package and it don’t cost you more than a dollar.” Translation, please, anyone? Skii Bo Ski actually made it to Hollywood with 3 yes’ and a no from Simon.
Annoying little girls were next. Carmen Turner, 19, (the blond one) and Lauren Sanders, 18, (the brunette) are BFF’s! OMG! How freaking annoying. Both are from Baxley, GA. They came up the elevator to the judges together, Lauren performed first. Her attempt at singing quiet and boring. Then Carmen began and, wow, she actually did a good job! Thank goodness the judges said no to Lauren and separated these annoying wanna-be barbie dolls.
According to Randy, “a singing police officer is hot, dude!” Bryan Walker, 25, from Sevierville, TN is just that! At first glance, one would not expect to hear a good singing voice come out of that boy. He was great and someone to look forward to this season.
While Walker had good energy, Lamar Royal, 20, from Goldsboror, NC had a lot of negative energy. Going up to his audition, he claimed he would respect the judges opinions and loves constructive criticism…yeah, right. He did an almost decent job at Seal’s, “Kiss From a Rose,” but he painfully yelled more than sang and had bad pitch. Underneath the yelling and within his many other attempts to let the judges hear his voice, there was some potential in there. When the judges attempted to tell him that he wasn’t bad, he would interrupt them, sing more, and snap back at them. So much for loving constructive criticism! He wouldn’t listen to a word the judges said in their attempts to help him. Eventually, security was called and they had to remove the menace. As he was being escorted out, he yelled, “I wish Paula was here!” and cursed up a storm. Really, dude? Settle down.
Turns out Justin Williams is getting his second chance at being the next American Idol. Last Season he made it to Hollywood and performed in a group of 4 calling themselves White Chocolate. Who was in this group? You may remember Matt Giraud and Kris Allen, but do you recall Justin Williams and India Morrison being amongst them? Williams didn’t make it through but Giraud and Allen did (Allen was the actual Season 8 winner). Perhaps Williams was overshadowed by Giraud (top 10 finalist) and Allen.
Matt Giraud, India Morrison, Kris Allen and Justin Williams - I Want You Back
A few facts on Williams:
He’s mormon
Was born in Ravenna, Ohio
Taught himself to play the piano at age 6
Battled Cancer at the age of 20 and won
Performed at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas as the winner of the National Talent Competition
A sea of umbrellas is all that could be seen as the morning began for the Boston auditions. Simon, Randy, and Kara arrived but the new judge, Ellen Degeneres, wasn’t there. Instead, the beautiful Victoria Beckham was the guest judge. Victoria, in my opinion, is a better choice for replacing Paula Abdul. She is a platinum selling pop star and fashion icon among other attributes. Her sweet personality is a good contrast to Simon’s unfeeling honesty.
The auditions began with the bouncing belly of Janet McNamera. Someone should really inform her that she should not wear shirts that show her belly roll. Not in shape at all, it was hard to pay attention to anything other than her horrendous attire and her gut hanging out. From Somerville, MA this 26 year old played the American Idol video game and honestly believed the game when it told her how wonderful she sings. The game is so wrong. She was horrible. Not only was she bad, she must not follow American Idol news that Paula is no longer a judge. Janet pointed to Kara and called her Paula, making the mistake several times. Kara’s decision, “absolutely not” to put her through to the next round.
As the skies cleared, the next audition tugged at our heart strings. Maddy Curtis, 16, from Bluemont, VA, is the 9th of 12 children in her family and has always put her family first. Her brother has Down’s Syndrome as well as 3 adopted brothers who also have Down’s. She had a sweet demeanor as she sang Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen. She sang beautifully and stayed in key, her voice gave goosebumps to the skin. Kara called her voice, “old soul, coming from your heart.” With 4 yes’, she is on her way to Hollywood.
The morning’s worst audition was performed by Pat Ford, 17, from Derry, NH. He attempted Britney Spears’ ‘Womanizer.’ Wow! Was he…entertaining! He yelled at the top of his lungs, belting out a horrible noise. Anyone watching would beg him to just stop, and that’s exactly what Sassy Simon (as Pat referred to him as) asked him to do. Randy told him to “stop singing forever.”
The girls were dominating the morning auditions. Others to make it through were Jennifer Hirsh, 22, from Manhattan, NY; Claire Fuller, 23, from Philadelphia, PA; and Jess Wolfe, 24, from Brooklyn, NY. By noon, only girls had made it through.
Then came Mr. Italian Pride, Amadeo Diricco, 28, from Providence, RI. He sang a great version of Hoochie Cooochie Man by Muddy Waters. When he announced that he would be singing that songs, the judges just laughed but he surprised them! It was Randy’s favorite audition of the day and Kara felt like she was, “home with her cousin.” Amadeo has a huge, passionate voice and may just go far in this competition by just having a huge family (and a great voice).
What do you get when you cross Chris Brown and The Eagles? I don’t know but it’s not Derek Hilton, 19 from Bellingham, MA. But that’s exactly how he explained his singing. Derek sang, “Sorry seems to be the Hardest Word,” by Elton John, straight from his nose. Simon said it sounded like there were “20 of you and all horrible.” It was laughable to say the least.
Following that was an Anime freak named Mere Doyle, 24, from Walpole, MA. Her rendition of Janis Joplin’s “Take Another Piece of My Heart” was actually scary! She seems to be yelling the song instead on of singing it. Simon was kind when he said it was “verging on terrible.”
The waiting game is all part of these auditions but Andrew Fenlon, 25, from Boston, let his annoyance show when his turn came up. He walked into the room with an attitude that Kara picked up on right away. Simon called him a “smartass”. When telling the judges that he’d be singing, “House of the Rising Sun,” he asked, with attitude, “do you know that song?” Are you kidding me. Wow. Kara didn’t hold back that his attitude pissed her off, she doesn’t like him at all, and he needs a spanking . Simon said he had bad energy. Simon would have said yes to him going through, had he not had such a bad attitude and who knows, he may have made it through to Hollywood. He was an ass. But, he ladies! He’s single! Go figure.
Ashley Rodriguez, 21, from Boston, had the whole package. She had some strong pipes and a commercial look. She was Victoria and Kara’s favorite of the day. She is beautiful and has a great voice to match. Simon said she may have it. Another fashion hit of the day was Tyler Grady, 19, from Nazareth, PA. Apparently, he likes to climb trees but trees do not like him. He just broke his wrist and ended up with some titanium plates and screws in his wrist after falling out of a tree. But his 70’s look caught the judges attention. He has a good voice but personally I didn’t appreciate the attire and hair as well as the judges did. I hated his look, he needs a haircut, then I might like him.
Day 2 brought more people closer to their dream of being the next American Idol, but that was not the case for Lisa Olivero, 24, from Billerica, MA. It wasn’t her singing that Randy and Simon appreciated, actually they thought her singing was horrible, but they really liked watching her leave! Lisa was wearing some shiny black tights and stilettos that showed off her rear-end. She may have been sexy but she stinks at singing.
There were 2 touching stories told on day 2. The first comes from Katie Stevens, 16, from Middlebury, CT. She just wants to realize her dream of singing before her Grandma, who has Alzheimer’s, forgets who she is. She sang wonderfully and impressed the judges. Randy said she had good natural talent. She is definitely one of the best girls to come out of Boston.
Justin Williams
The guy who is definitely is the best thing to come out of Boston is Justin Williams. Gorgeous, hot, and sexy…and he sang well, too! He has beautiful eyes and a wonderful smile. His story is also moving. At the age of 20, he found out that he had cancer and 7 years later, he is now a survivor. He received four yes’, of course!
….And the award from worst everything goes to….Norberto Guerrero, 18, form Reading, PA. Was this guy for real? He walked in with huge, long, curly, voluminous jet black hair and a sparkly silver sequence vest on with matching shiny shoes! Big, bushy eyebrows and a beard. He attempted to sing Cascada’s “Everytime We Touch.” Not only did he forget the words, he sounded like a girl. Simon said it best when he said Norberto “sings like a 3 year old girl, dress like Latoya Jackson, got a beard, the whole thing is just weird!” Well put Simon. Thank goodness, he received 4 NO’s.
Randy’s favorite of the day was Leah Laurenti, 22, from Medford, NY. She sang “Blueskies” and did a wonderful job. She had a nice soulful voice. And that was the end of day 2 in Boston. 31 were chosen to move on. Overall, Boston didn’t bring out their best. While there were many nice singers, there were only 3 or 4 that stand any chance…..now off to Atlanta, Georgia!!!