How is this guy not single?  Simon Cowell actually has rules, not requests, but RULES for when his girlfriend can talk to him. He says, “I have a strict routine. I won’t take calls an hour before bed. And Terri knows there are no questions after 11:30 p.m. Seriously don’t even ask me the time. There are no rules except when to stop talking. If I’ve had a really long day, and I’m just beginning to relax, when someone says, ‘What else happened today?’ I have to say, ‘I’m sorry you just have to shut up.’” Holy schniekies! This guy’s shorts holds more brass than the Pentagon! Anyone else think he puts on a leather mask and carries a riding crop when he gets home?  As for his girlfriend, Terri, she seems to be okay with his behavior - after all, she has been with him for six years. Being submissive is not for me, but hey, who am I to judge? If that’s what blows your skirt up, Terri, by all means stay with your unfaithful master. Personally, I think it’s time for an intervention…